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| Age/Gender: |
25 year old Woman |
| Location: |
Dallas ,
TX United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Blue |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Ask me |
| Languages: |
English, German |
| Income: |
Ask me |
| Profession: |
Artistic |
| Status: |
Single |
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| about me |
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I'm a single mother struggling to raise 4 kids I bought on the black market in Nigeria( super cheap). I enjoy volleyball, honeydew melons, and sex with transexuals. I drive a 1985 Monaco with a license plate that says 2Nasty and 1 rim. I've been known to dip my feelings in gravy and eat them. for the past 5 years I've been very successful as a professional waitress at shoney's. oooh, the gravy! If ur into hot oil wrestling, water sports and going muddin', please be my friend.
Incase you haven't noticed, I can't accept your IMs, tho, I probably wouldn't even if I could...
Nurture my "pig". I'm a fowl mouthed, complete and total word vomited creation of a lady ... I'm irresistable! You will have no choice but to love me & you will hate yourself for it. I am to be taken with a grain of salt. I am also notoriously late to everything. I get bored, I use men to amuse me. I stand by all the misstatements that I've made and i hate you 90% of you. |
| about my fling |
UPDATE: I'm very interested in your hate mail, and you army fools with nothing interesting to say...
I want a guy with low self esteem who's dreams and aspirations I can crush. Someone who does not believe himself "cool enough for school" that he will have no choice but to stay with me. I will dance around his room ripping up his stuffed animals and throwing the "love fluff" everywhere, taking a pencil and breaking it over my knee, and he will gaze up at me, with a look of adulation and know once and for all, that I am God.
Sick and super twisted, crass, politically incorrect, caddy,sarcastic, 32-39%jerk(the rest just cool), Funny( must be a champ when it comes to taking a joke). I LOVE TO LAUGH. Please Please Please be funny. If you're not, just shut up and laugh at me.
Anyone that referrs to himself as "daddy", you're gay, and I probably want to know you.
Putting who I don't want to messege me just enables the messages from people who I don't want to messege me, you're too dumb to get the point anyway.
I'm not into "gangsters" or rednecks who don't know the meaning of "punctuation" and "grammar".
This site basically just provides me hours of penis entertainment...
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