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seeking: Men  interested in: Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Membership:SILVER Member
Age/Gender: 23 year old Woman
Location: Salt Lake City , UT United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Petite
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Race: Hispanic
Religion: Ask me
Languages: English, Spanish
Income: Ask me
Profession: Student
Status: Divorced
about me
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IF YOU'RE GOING TO MESSAGE ME, PLEASE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE." YOU WENT TO SCHOOL FOR A LONG TIME TO NOT TAKE AWAY THE MOST BASIC ASS KNOWLEDGE YOU COULD EVER ACQUIRE. I WILL DELETE YOUR MESSAGES AS LONG AS I SEE THIS. JUST SAYING. **ATTN: I will NOT respond/add you IF: I can blatantly tell you never even read my profile, if you have no pictures, if your profile is discreet. I will NOT travel to meet up with you. Basically, if you're not in Utah, don't bother. I am officially single as of 01/22/11. Feels weird after five years... I'm a spicy Latina girl, very smart, bilingual, and college educated. I'm very outspoken, outgoing, and fun! I'm just looking for whatever. I'm a Criminal Justice major, I love to cook and play computer games! (FPS games) I love football (GO EAGLES!). Music wise, I listen to almost everything. I love pop, indie, classic rock, oldies, alternative, punk, ska, lounge, jazz, experimental...so yes, about everything. I LOVE LOVE Britney Spears. I grew up with her and she is my idol. Before you start judging and calling her crazy, do some research first. She's truly an inspiration in the end. :) I am a HUGE fan of Michael Jackson, Queen, Madonna, Kanye West and Selena. If you have ANY problem with my musical preferences, you can just go ahead and find another profile. :) I CANNOT stand music snobs.
about my fling
Be 24-45 years old. Do not be younger than me, period. Be MUSCULAR, Irish or any European descent. MILITARY is preferred....or if you are or look anything like Mike Rowe, marry me. I love military guys the most! I also enjoy football players, police men, firefighters and hockey players. No thin/scrawny, fat/obese please! Did I forget to mention that I love muscles? I need something to grab onto after all... Be shaved or neatly trimmed. I HATE hair and don't want it in my mouth either. NO KIDS!! TURN OFFS: Bad grammar and spelling (i.e. wutz up qt wut r u up to 2day?) HUGE pet peeve, won't even bother to message you back. Stupidity, ignorance, Republicans/Conservatives (go hand in hand with stupidity and ignorance), homophobia (my best friends are gay and you using "gay" or "homo" as an insult will not fly with me,) bigotry, sandals/flip flops on guys, piercings, cockiness, long hair, exaggerated body hair. NO drug users. That includes marijuana. Don't even try me. NO HIPSTERS, NO EMOS, NO GOTHS, NO COWBOYS, NO JUGGALOS, NO WHISKEY TANGOS, NO HICKS, NO REDNECKS. Tattoos are okay as long as they're tasteful. TURN ONS: Intelligence, a sense of humor (make me laugh and I'll be yours,) big arms, military guys, gamers (PC gaming is better than consoles!), you MUST love FOOTBALL!! [Please don't be a Cowboys fan :)], being sweet and spontaneous! :) Have some sense of direction in your life. A job, your own place, an education...SOMETHING that lets me know you are motivated and that you want to get far in life. I learned from my last relationship that this is a quality I would want in a man above all. I'm picky because I have invested way too much in my education, my physique, and the development of my persona...to end up with someone mediocre like my ex. Needless to say, I learned from my mistakes.