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seeking: Men  interested in: Experimenting, Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Membership:SILVER Member
Age/Gender: 37 year old Woman
Location: Efland , NC United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Average
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Race: Black
Religion: Christian
Languages: English, Other
Income: Ask me
Profession: Other
Status: Ask me
about me
First things first: WARNING: ANY INSTITUTIONS USING THIS SITE OR ANY OF ITS ASSOCIATE SITES FOR STUDIES OR PROJECTS YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE ANY OF MY PROFILE, VIDEOS OR PICTURES IN ANY FORM OR FORUM BOTH CURRENT AND FUTURE. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming... ALL ABOUT ME!! For once I actually do not know where to begin; I guess I should start off with the information of my recent relocation to North Carolina from -South-East- Washington, DC & I am about to lose my mind! Riddle me this; can a person die of BOREDOM?!? If so, I need to get started & complete my Living Will cuz @ this rate, I am not gonna last for much longer! LLS North Carolina is an entire new world --every THING and every BODY seems to be slower down here; Maybe it is just me and I set my Conversation Expectations too high, but as of the exact moment that I am writing this, I have YET to have an enlightened conversation with ANYONE I have meet in North Cacky-Lacky! I am NOT the type person who would stereotype anyone else, but THIS SHOE FITS... It may have something to do with the fact that the men here seem to just STARE at me and do NOT speak... I did not think it was possible to intimidate someone without opening your mouth but apparently that is exactly what I have been doing ever since I moved here! Do NOT let da good looks fool ya, I will probably be one of the silliest people you will ever meet... I personally LOVE to laugh; there are too many other things that this world has yielded for me NOT to see the humor in as many things around me as possible! It is like this, if you are not one to smile OFTEN or cannot laugh at yourself then it is completely understandable why we are NOT friends nor will we EVER be! The bottom line.... I am just here to meet my new neighbors (i.e. residents of North Carolina) and maybe --just maybe-- make a new friend or two!
about my fling
These are some things about people I just cannot deal with; so if this is you... Know that I KNOW your a HOT-GAY-BAMMA... 1.) Any BODY who does not have all their FRONT teeth (or replacements) = your a NEED-TO-UPGRADE-YOUR-JOB-AND-GET-DENTAL-INSRUANCE-GAY-ASS-BAMMA! (step your game up... PLEASE)! 2.) Any man prettier than me = your just GAY (yeah I am hating but your still GAY) 3.) Any guy who has a rack of pictures of their belongings, or their wanna-be belongings, on their page (example: house, car &/or jewelry that you are NOT wearing) = you are a WANNA-BE-STUNTIN-GAY-BAMMA (then U wonder why U only find gold diggers) 4.) Any BODY (male & female) who has a naked picture on your page = your just an GAY-ATTENTION-WH0RE-BAMMA 5.) Any man who has gold/platinum fronts = you are a NOT-FROM-THE-DC-METRO-AREA-GAY-AZZ-BAMMA 6.) Any Man, Woman or even Hermaphrodite who has ANYTHING pierced BESIDES your ears = HOELY-NEEDING-TO-GET-ATTENTION-ANY-WAY-YOU-CAN-GAY-ASS-BAMMA 7.) Any BODY who is married and is online looking for azz = you are a GOING-TO-HELL-WITH-GASOLINE-DRAWLS-GAY-BAMMA 8.) Any man that would EVER do ANYTHING to make me think he is on the "DL" = you are a ABOUT-TO-BE-PUT-ON-BLAST-HOT-GAY-ASS-BAMMA 9.) Any guy that will wear a pair of thong flip-flops (for those of you that don not know, that means the kind that has the strap to go between the big toe and the second toe) = you are a METROSEXUAL-GAY-ASS-BAMMA 10.) Any man that does NOT own a pair of the Butta Timbs = you are a NEED-TO-GO-SHOPPING-CUZ-YOUR-SH1T-OUT-DATED-HOT-GAY-BAMMA (I do NOT care if you have to wear a suit everyday to work, I expect when you get off work to put on some Buttas... There is not anything in the world SEXIER than a man in some fresh Buttas). 11.) Any BODY that does not realize that game peep game, and my game is tighter than yours = A-CONFUSED-AND-ABOUT-TO-GET-DA-DE BO-PUT-ON-YOU-HOT-GAY-BAMMA!